Fuck this shit.

[trenchkamen]

I'm going to Hogwarts.

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[theonlynonny.livejournal.com]

oh I'm totally with you on that plan *nods*

on another note did you know universal studies is make a whole harry potter island at thier orlando park. It opens some time in the next year. Will have the hogwarts castle, hogsmeade, the leaky cauldron, and the hogwarts express.

[yotefoxwolf.livejournal.com]

w...t...f...?

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

I didn't know Hogwarts had a college.

[skuldchan.livejournal.com]

You realize that's the rough equivalent of saying, "Fuck this, I'm going back to high school," right?

The real place you should be going is Starfleet Academy.

[hiraku536.livejournal.com]

Take me with you!!!!! We'll be Griffindors together!!!

[hiraku536.livejournal.com]

Or Slytherin, depending on how evil the mood gets :p

[skuldchan.livejournal.com]

I didn't know those kids actually knew how to do stuff like basic arithmetic or that they possessed basic reading and essay writing skills because they sure as hell don't seem to learn that shit in class.

[keichisfuuma.livejournal.com]

The American campus!

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

Who needs that shit when you've got magic?

I assume they all get jobs as professional thieves and con artists.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to be excited or horrified.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

They do now. I just started it.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Doesn't Hermione take arithmancy or something like that? Numerology requires at least a basic grasp of arithmatic.

Bet they never had to take motherfucking vector calculus.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I just made an executive decision. I'm making a Hogwarts University.

I feel like I'm back in high school half the time anyway. Such is what happens when half your graduating class is on your campus.

Also, where?

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I'm a Ravenclaw, betch. Though Gryffindor is my second.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Starting right now in my closet.

[kitschaster.livejournal.com]

I'll make an investment. It'll be mostly gummi bears and chorizo, but you've gotta start somewhere.

[theonlynonny.livejournal.com]

i don't think they can mess up an amusement park attraction that poorly......i hope.

totally for Hogwarts university. I am Ravenclaw as well...I even made some robes for cons lol. Once I learned how they get into their common room I knew I made the right choice haha.

Also I want ashley's icon "brain over brawns, suck it griffindor!"

P.S reading the comments below...they have to write essays all the time for homework....*nods*

[skuldchan.livejournal.com]

And what, pray, do you learn at Hogwarts University?

[skuldchan.livejournal.com]

She seems to be one of the only people who thinks that maths is important.

Dude, they couldn't take vector calculus even if they wanted to, because apparently mathematics is completely unimportant if you have MAGIC.

LAME.

[xcerebraledemax.livejournal.com]

I don't think Hogwarts wants you after age 17. I always either score Gryffindor or Slytherin on those tests, srsly like an equal amount this has happened. I don't want to be in Slytherin though because I'm pretty sure those kids cut themselves and drink blood-colored kool-aid while they scream in their heads of their coolness.

[micrll.livejournal.com]

Throw discreet math in there as well, screw induction, they just make it happen, proof be damned!

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Good; I'm not the only person who thought that.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Flying and potions and shit.