Fuck this shit.

[trenchkamen]

I'm going to Hogwarts.

Comments

[skuldchan.livejournal.com]

You realize that's the rough equivalent of saying, "Fuck this, I'm going back to high school," right?

The real place you should be going is Starfleet Academy.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I just made an executive decision. I'm making a Hogwarts University.

I feel like I'm back in high school half the time anyway. Such is what happens when half your graduating class is on your campus.

Also, where?

[kitschaster.livejournal.com]

I'll make an investment. It'll be mostly gummi bears and chorizo, but you've gotta start somewhere.

[skuldchan.livejournal.com]

And what, pray, do you learn at Hogwarts University?

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Flying and potions and shit.