I'm finally leaving the basement.

[trenchkamen]

xcerebraledemax is about to come pick me up because I'm too drugged up to drive. I'll have to show her my sexy track-marks IV scar and swollen cheeks when she gets here. Nothing turns the wife on like that. And she will be turned on, so help her God, because I've gotten nothing all week. My lower-right socket is giving me bloody fucking hell for some reason, though the other three sockets are doing pretty well. I'm assuming the former is the one that was impacted into a nerve and had to be broken in half with a chisel, and stuff.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY kaiye. I shall shower you with sexiness.

stabbityblkmage brought me a "sexy gift", or so Annie says. I wonder what it is.

Cousin Chris's birthday is also now, plus or minus a margin of error of one day, and I need to send him a gift. He's been having a rough time lately.