OSHI--

[trenchkamen]

Hey Jobfox. Next time you want to try to scam somebody into buying your bullshit resume writing service, update your resume-evaluating algorithm. I did not major in "(Medicinal Chemistry". And you spotted "at least one" typographical error in my resume; that's a pretty safe bet for most people. People with Google-fu probably won't fall for it, but there are a lot of well-meaning, naive people out there you'd scam out of $400. A lot of older people are losing jobs. They've never done internet resumes. You're preying on them. It's a desperate economy. You know that. Go fuck yourself.

Also, "Mr. sakurazukamori" does not want to get 20 emails a day (I'm not exaggerating) telling him how he can get 70% off Viagra and 'male enhancement' and 'long-lasting sex drugs'. This started very recently. I sense a trend.

Since I started applying to every relevant job I can find in the Western United States, I have gotten:

-3 scam offers (apparently my resume indicates I am ideal for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity as an insurance salesman, LULZ)
-1 resume re-writing service scam offer
-2 conformation calls from laboratory recruiting services, confirming my credentials
-multiple (I lost count) direct contacts tell me they were laying off, not hiring, so, you know, good luck elsewhere
-0 legitimate job offers