Countdown to the rest of my life

So, today is the beginning of my last week as a legal minor.

If I'm going to do something illegal, I'd better do it this week so it washes out.

I broke my G-string. It would make sense that it breaks when you're too rough on it, but apparently that's myth; they break spontaneously all the time. I just need to replace it before tomorrow so I can get an A on my test.