I thought my room was already sexy

( Conversation with the wife )

Today the English teacher mentioned the "Child Crusades", in which the Pope sent children to the Holy Land because they were 'pure' and 'untainted'. My first thought was "Altar boys." And that made me laugh. Is this because I'm sick?

Midnight begins my last twenty-four hours as a legal minor. Really is time to get on that crime spree.

I don't have to be at school tomorrow until 11:30. Hah.