My soapbox, let me show you it.

( Happy Halloween, guys. )

I know this is old news, but it pissed me off then, and it pisses me off now. If we vaccinate our kids, they'll start fucking each other willy-nilly. Of course. Because when teenagers hook up the first thing they're thinking about is whether or not they've been vaccinated for a potential STD. And I also want to punch parents in the face who think their sons should not get the vaccine because they can't get cancer, and it will only 'convince' them to have sex. Please. It's a fucking disease. It doesn't matter how it spreads; you should protect your son, and, if you are so religious, his future wife. God knows he may make what you deem a few 'mistakes' as a teenager, and that doesn't mean he deserves boils on his dick the rest of his life. And HPV can be transmitted without sex, though in admittedly rare cases. And parents who won't protect their daughters from cancer because they're afraid it will encourage her to have sex--that's even worse.

I still need to find a good vest. And I'm studying smallpox.