"I'm going to punch you in the ovary. Right in the babymaker."

Oh holy fuck, I just stepped on a scorpion out in the garrage when I went to get a Sierra Mist, and I screamed like a little girl. I'm glad nobody heard me. The venom has spread along the arch of my foot. It burns like fire. Arizona scorpions aren't dangerous--they just hurt like a motherfucker. This is what happens when you let your guard down and walk around in the dark barefoot.

I played Twilight Princess pretty much all day after dinner (yes, we had real Thanksgiving dinner this year; it made me happy). I'm still in awe of how gorgeous this game is. Utterly unproductive day, but I enjoyed it.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

Forrest Gump is on. I love this movie.

Ziggy jumped on my computer, and just after I lifted him off, it shut down and wouldn't come back on for five minutes. It was plugged-in and everything. I'm convinced he's my little hellspawn demon.