Okay, that sucked.

I just sat outside in the cold for 45 minutes waiting for the cops to breathalize me, even though I TOLD them I hadn't had a drop to drink tonight. They finally let me go ahead of the paperwork-crowd and blow my 0.00, as I promised, and get back to my apartment and the warmth that comes with it. I was told they would take my name for some "record", but they didn't, so as far as Johnny Law is concerned, I wasn't there.

Long story short, the "barbeque" I had been invited to two doors down was broken up due to a noise violation. I was knitting and watching Ghostbusters, dammit. It's a good thing I wasn't in the mood for that mixed drink somebody offered me.

Nice, somebody downstairs just started playing the "COPS" theme before they were told to shut up.

I still don't understand why campus security didn't give us an internal warning before calling the Tempe Police. Well, by "us" I mean the rest of the party, as I was damn quiet and trying not to have idiots land on me while they were slam-wrestling. I'm afraid my three best friends in this building are going to get kicked out for the alcohol violation. ASU is trying to look strict on this bullshit. They don't deserve this just because they had a drink.

I'm going to take a shower. My fingers are so numb I'm spending half my typing time erasing typos.