...wow. I would've been panicking and wanting to call home and all sorts of things. But it's awesome to hear about all of that since, you know, you didn't wind up in jail. Way to get a criminal record and flip off the German police! My hero.

It'll make a lovely tale to tell the grandkids. XD

Eee, I'm so glad you liked Perdido Street Station. I remember I stayed up all night reading that book long ago. I HAD to share. ^^