So, what does it say about me when Dr. Crane and Dr. Lecter are directly responsible for me considering psychiatry as a profession?

I know deep down the job would be nowhere near as glamorous and exciting as they make it, but I still like the idea of invoking psychology and peoples' innermost fears for my personal amusement.

I would get none patients and would revert to plan B of Being an Evil Overlord, but the police reports would still call me "Dr. Cook", and that's nifty.