And every word of it true.

[trenchkamen]

I think the guy sitting next to me thinks I'm insane now.

Lauren Tested, Mother Approved.
Little. Yellow. Different. Lauren.
Drinka Pinta Lauren A Day.
A Taste For Lauren.
Lauren - The Appetizer!
Where Do You Want Lauren To Go Today?
Have Lauren Your Way.
Hope It's Lauren, It's Lauren, We Hope It's Lauren...
Make It A Lauren Night.
Does the Hard Lauren, So You Don't Have To.
Lauren Makes Everything Better.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Lauren, Sometimes You Don't.
Yo Quiero Lauren.
It Could Be Lauren.
What Can Lauren Do For You?
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Lauren from the Oven.
Lauren Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Come See the Softer Side of Lauren.
Fast Lauren and Good for You.
Devon Knows How They Make Lauren So Creamy.
Next to the Breast, Lauren's the Best.
The Lauren That Refreshes.
A Day Without Lauren is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Lauren.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Lauren.
Thank Lauren It's Friday.
Don't Leave Home Without Lauren.
Obey Your Lauren.
All You Need is a Lauren and a Dream.
Kids Will Do Anything For Lauren.
Lauren Saves Your Soul.
Mum's Gone to Lauren
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Lauren.

I think I had an ovarian cyst this weekend. It seems to fit the symptoms best--sudden, nauseating pain with no herald or traumatic cause (that I can recall), and then suddenly gone. I'm still getting odd little twinges in my lower back, but God damn, it feels good to feel good again. That was not fun.

My supervisor said the lab was going to take me to birthday lunch on Friday. I feel so awkward, but at the same time flattered they would do that for the youngest part-timer. It's refreshing to be around the laboratory; it makes me feel I am doing something worthwhile here.

I want Phantom Hourglass, I want it good.

Comments

[grape-ponta.livejournal.com]

That's hysterical. XD

I'm glad you're feeling better... That doesn't sound fun. :(

And who doesn't want Phantom Hourglass? I want it and I don't even have a DS. XD

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY WANTS IT.

[berserker-m.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I had an ovarian cyst once about 7 years ago. It was not a happy event. I'm glad the pain has passed and you are feeling better now.

I had so much fun with that slogan generator! My favorite (for my name) was "Have You Forgotten How Good Meaghan Tastes?" XDDD

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Nobody's forgotten. Don't worry.

[berserker-m.livejournal.com]

Eh heh. I hope that's not a bad thing. -_-'

[pofo.livejournal.com]

"I feel so awkward, but at the same time flattered they would do that for the youngest part-timer."
Remember that you're just being used as an excuse to get out of the lab and the awkwardness might go away ;)

I remember that slogan generator, think they've upgraded it with more slogans though. "What Would You Do For A Bloodbath?", "That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Giant Sloth.", "Better Living Through Donuts.", "Donuts - It Looks Good on You."... are we too easily amused?

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I keep reminding myself of that.

And no, we're not. Never.