I thought my family was desensitized to me after eighteen years

[trenchkamen]

My mother doesn't want me to become a serial killer.

She noticed Friday evening that I was reading Hannibal and rather enjoying it, and of course, yesterday I had to go out and rent the movie. There was a special on E! about serial killers that I stopped on while I was searching the kitchen TV for anything interesting. I was eating my lunch during the brains-dinner portion of the Hannibal movie and not missing a beat.

She keeps telling me that she's very concerned about me and keeps asking me to please not become a serial killer.

I guess it's good that she doesn't know I cosplay three characters with serial killer profiles.

It's time to print out those recommendation forms for college, finally. I need to narrow them down so I'm not slamming twenty recommendation forms down on each teacher's desk.

Comments

[zychi.livejournal.com]

hm... 3 cerial killers...
uh... you don't ever start craving brains, do you?

[zychi.livejournal.com]

::maybe I should wear a helmet to math class from now on...::

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Right. A helmet's going to keep you really safe.

And, no, I do not crave brains; I prefer the liver and kidneys.

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

Can I take the brains, then? PLEAAASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE 83

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

You want his brains? I know where he lives.

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

...Well. Actually. I dunno if brains are really my forte or not.

But since it's so convenient... how can I refuse? X3

[zychi.livejournal.com]

::hides under the desk wielding a boken and wearing a helmet::