From Twitter 08-30-2009

[trenchkamen]

• 19:35:55: I just came back to my dorm to find my dad cutting up my matress pad with his pocket knife.
  

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[hiraku536.livejournal.com]

What the hell?! O_O

[jecook]

O.o

[davetheinverted]

Seconded.

Dav2.718

[joeshadows.livejournal.com]

Well, I think when your mom discovered the fact that you were a lesbian bondage queen based on your car stickers, your Dad came to the obvious conclusion that you're also a druggie, since all damn hippie gay college students are druggies.

[omegadonut.livejournal.com]

Maybe the sheets will stay on easily now.

[ivanzeal.livejournal.com]

Zing.

[jenliyana.livejournal.com]

WTF? Why?

[ravenwolf666.livejournal.com]

??????

[kitschaster.livejournal.com]

Obviously, that's where she keeps the panties she's collected from the hookers, and her stash of blow.

C'mon people.

[johnwwells.livejournal.com]

This is what bags of powdered sugar are for.

[fabula-umbrae.livejournal.com]

I disagree. This is what sweet and low is for. Sugar can have other uses.