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trenchkamen ([personal profile] trenchkamen) wrote2009-08-31 03:05 am
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From Twitter 08-30-2009


  • 19:35:55: I just came back to my dorm to find my dad cutting up my matress pad with his pocket knife.

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[identity profile] hiraku536.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell?! O_O
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[personal profile] jecook 2009-08-31 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
O.o

[identity profile] joeshadows.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I think when your mom discovered the fact that you were a lesbian bondage queen based on your car stickers, your Dad came to the obvious conclusion that you're also a druggie, since all damn hippie gay college students are druggies.

[identity profile] omegadonut.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe the sheets will stay on easily now.
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[personal profile] davetheinverted 2009-08-31 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded.

Dav2.718

[identity profile] jenliyana.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF? Why?

[identity profile] ravenwolf666.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
??????

[identity profile] kitschaster.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously, that's where she keeps the panties she's collected from the hookers, and her stash of blow.

C'mon people.

[identity profile] johnwwells.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
This is what bags of powdered sugar are for.

[identity profile] ivanzeal.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Zing.

[identity profile] fabula-umbrae.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I disagree. This is what sweet and low is for. Sugar can have other uses.
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