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[trenchkamen]

If I am the one facilitating most of a group conversation, the situation has already gone to hell. I'm just saying. God, that was awkward.

I have done nothing in the way of Christmas shopping. Actually, I lie; I found something that jumped out at me about a month ago, but other than that, I have zero idea what to get for anybody in my family. I may just have to bite the bullet and mill around the Fashion Square or somewhere tonight. I think if I get my sister a gift card one more time, she's going to kill me.

Also, SRC, please stop showing the advertisement for this crap every twenty minutes. I'm also sick of hearing that I can get a "fitness pole" (read: stripper pole) for an extra $1 to supplement my porntastic workout. Seriously, fuck off and die.

Comments

[jecook]

ABBA? I could dig me some abba right about now- might get Eurythmic's "Sweet dreams are made of this" out of my head. :D

[davetheinverted]

You've heard the Marilyn Manson cover?

Dav2.718

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[joeshadows.livejournal.com]

Judging from the story of your last visit to a strip club, I didn't think you had anything against strippers except yourself...

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Oh you.

[fabula-umbrae.livejournal.com]

But I thought your goal in life was to be a super hot stripper and compete in the stripper pole Olympics!

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I told you we're not telling anybody about that until I graduate from Stripper College.

[hiraku536.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! I saw the video advertisement.
Not that I'm against people doing what they want to look good and feel good, but when did pole-dancing become a sport?

Also, as a fellow clueless, poor college student, I'd say you probably have better luck with your family if you get them a Christmas card rather than a gift card. That's just me. Or a box of chocolates. Who wouldn't like chocolates?

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I'm just sick of seeing the add. Ergh.

[kitschaster.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey now!


If a stripper pole is good enough for my skanky pseudo-fetist sex porn model ex-roommate who gets paid by the minute to show her goods and give lap dances, then it's good enough for you, too! Who says they're just for sluts in training?


Nothing says class like a stripper pole.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I have nothing wrong with the stripper pole in theory. I think it's silly to say that objectifying oneself for the male heterosexual gaze is somehow empowering. But that's just my opinion.