This is probably why Nintendo does not take my advice.

On trying to gain achievements by playing with characters I don't like, these are the changes I would make to Super Smash Bros.: Brawl, if I had it my way.

Characters that would go:
Captain Falcon -- You can see his nipples through his spandex
Donkey Kong -- I never liked him much
Diddy Kong -- See above
Olimar -- He just fucking sucks
King Dedede -- He's cute, but he's slow and cumbersome. I feel like I'm wading through jell-o with him.
Wario -- I never liked this son of a bitch. He's annoying as fuck in the non-amusing way.

Characters that would be added:
Midna from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess: I absolutely ADORE her, and she's got some badass moves.
Team Rocket from Pokemon, anime version: I've been a Rocketshipper for ten years and so shall I stay. Jessie and James kick ass. I don't know if it would be better to control them like the Ice Climbers with one in the lead (probably Jessie; she cracks the whip) or have them as separate characters.
Phoenix Wright/Naruhodou Ryuuichi: Like you're surprised. I could see him using the magatama for a final smash.
Miles Edgeworth/Mitsurugi Reiji: See above
Either Derek or Markus and Valorie from the Trauma Center series
Victor Niguel from Trauma Center: Second Opinion. I know he's minor as hell but it's VICTOR.
OU-EN-DAN! OU-EN-DAN!
Elite Beat Agents?

Levels I want:
Team Rockets' balloon
Phoenix and Edgeworth's bedroom Switch-level stage with crime scenes from Ace Attorney
Cadeuseus Tokyo
The house from Twilight Princess above Lake Hylia where the flaming chicken man asks you to play with his cocks (I'm so serious; it's there)
Good Egg Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy (I think it's gorgeous)
Cadeuseus Laboratory
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In other news, God I hate Wednesdays. Today was the day from hell. I just want my o-chem test results back.