From Twitter 05-29-2010

• 12:30:43: I overhear the most asanine conversations in the reg line.
  
• 21:43:16: Paul: Well, obviously I'm more of an uke.
  
• 21:44:14: Kyle: The hammer is my penis, your cervix is the nail, and I'm building a baby.
  

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