From Twitter 05-29-2010

[trenchkamen]

• 12:30:43: I overhear the most asanine conversations in the reg line.
  
• 21:43:16: Paul: Well, obviously I'm more of an uke.
  
• 21:44:14: Kyle: The hammer is my penis, your cervix is the nail, and I'm building a baby.
  

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Comments

[hiraku536.livejournal.com]

I can't picture cervix as a nail. Sex must be very, VERY painful for the guys then O_O

[joeshadows.livejournal.com]

Well, in my own carpentry experience, the nail and the wood end up worse off than the hammer.

[hiraku536.livejournal.com]

After seeing this clip on Dante, I'm thoroughly convinced...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

You're either doing it very wrong or very right.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

You aren't thinking with portals.