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trenchkamen ([personal profile] trenchkamen) wrote2010-05-30 03:05 am

From Twitter 05-29-2010


  • 12:30:43: I overhear the most asanine conversations in the reg line.
  • 21:43:16: Paul: Well, obviously I'm more of an uke.
  • 21:44:14: Kyle: The hammer is my penis, your cervix is the nail, and I'm building a baby.

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[identity profile] hiraku536.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't picture cervix as a nail. Sex must be very, VERY painful for the guys then O_O

[identity profile] joeshadows.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, in my own carpentry experience, the nail and the wood end up worse off than the hammer.

[identity profile] hiraku536.livejournal.com 2010-06-01 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
After seeing this clip on Dante, I'm thoroughly convinced...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk

[identity profile] trenchkamen.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're either doing it very wrong or very right.

[identity profile] trenchkamen.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
You aren't thinking with portals.