One of those full days

[trenchkamen]

So, today was a day of grand fun with Lauren and Tara, who I had not seen since Anime Expo. We saw Red Eye (Cillian Murphy, again!), hung around Fiddlesticks and my house, and went to Pei Wei; all-in-all, a good day. Supposedly Annie and I got married and divorced no less than five times. It sucked that Kaity was at work all day, since she did not get to hang out with us as much, but such were the circumstances.

So, within the next two days, working around Chelsea's party, I've got mucho worko to get done. Ergo, somebody tell me why I am still awake at 3 AM wasting my time on this.


MEME!

1. Gabriel Montblanc
2. Mana (Antonio Stradavari)
3. Robert Waggoner
4. Tenjou Utena
5. Integral Hellsing
6. Folken Fanel
7. Dryden Fassa
8. Sumeragi Subaru
9. Sakurazuka Seishirou
10. Caroline Thirkhill
11. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
12. Erik

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Folken/Dr. Lecter. I sure as hell have never encountered one of those, but that would be hella amusing. Genius matches genius. Dr. Lecter would probe a lot of things Folken already knew about himself, since Folken tends to see all of his bad qualities and none of his good, and Lecter likes to torture, but he would sulk anyway.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dear Christ, yes. Utena is incredibly sexy. She’s gorgeous, strong, and pure of heart, albeit naïve as hell. She’s also fourteen, which makes me feel like a pedophile.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Erik got Subaru pregnant. Well, since I just worked on a fic that included both of those characters (I’m not kidding, and yes, I’m insane), I find this amusing, but thinking of them having some sort of a connection is not difficult. Seishirou would not be happy, which means he and Erik would have t3h showdown of illusions somewhere in the Paris Opera House. And sex would be involved somehow.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Seishirou fics. Huh. Who the hell writes fics about that son of a Sakura and Snow is beautifully-written, though the plot flags toward the middle, and what I have read of Illusory Tandem (which isn’t much; I should read more) was good.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mana/Folken. Mana would as sure as hell love Folken, because Folken radiates pure, brilliant, creative energy, so just being close to the man would probably give Mana orgasms. Folken would feel horribly sorry for Mana and try to convince him to use his powers for the common good, which would not work, which just leaves the sex, and Folken probably wouldn’t do so well in a relationship without a strong emotional connection. Mana would delight in making Folken’s most dangerous, casual thoughts reality, which would make Folken hate himself more than he already does, and for the Common Good he would lobotomize himself, which would make Mana pack up and leave since he would no longer be a brainrape fest.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Integral and Seishirou or Integral and Caroline? Well, in Integral/Seishirou, Integral would completely be cracking the whip from the top position, but Caroline may give her a run for her money. I would want to see Integral/Caroline. They would have more chemistry to play off of. Seishirou would just get Alucard siced on his ass.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Dryden walked in on Mana and Erik having sex. Well, Dryden would get slightly flustered, brush it off, leave, and, as soon as he was out of earshot, start laughing hysterically. Mana/Erik in itself is such a very, very interesting idea…

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Robert/Caroline (YAY SAME STORY. This will only make sense to you if you know my characters). So, while in t3h "real" world, Robert and Nate are in one of those kind-of-break phases, of sorts, and Robert ends up talking to Caroline about her brother, again. Rob and Cara were sitting on Cara’s bed, chatting it up, when stuff happens, for no reason whatsoever, they fool around, and Nate walks in, pretends not to give a flying fuck, and goes driving on the freeway, nearly killing himself in the process because he’s going well over a hundred miles per hour. Meanwhile, Robert decides that Caroline is far more compatible with his personality type, and, given his usual “whatever” demeanor, proposes that they elope in Las Vegas, and Caroline agrees, since she’s sick of her brother’s elitist shit. Nate gets home with a speeding ticket to a vacant house.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Gabriel/Subaru. I can see so very much angst!fluff developing here. They’re both very sensitive, emotional basketcases, and they both had bad pasts and they both have a cross to bear, so pity sex doesn’t seem too far out of the question. The only problem is that Gabriel is straight and Subaru is obsessed.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Dryden/Erik. Uh. “Chicken Soup for the Intellectual Soul”.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dryden slash? Actually, I don’t think he gets much slashage, except with Allen. I would rather see Dryden with Millerna anyway.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Given that Rob’s mine character, nein.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Dr. Lecter? Methinks not.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mana/Utena/Integral. The only person who would understand that dynamic enough, given roll-playing, would be Christianne, and I don’t see her writing that since she hates Mana and agrees with me that Integral/Alucard are t3h OTP.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Caroline. Probably nothing that amazing, since she would think it’s tacky.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Subaru. Oh lord, this is tough. The first song I get off the top of my head for Subaru/Seishirou is “In Your Room” by Depeche Mode, which fits canon circumstances, and for abstract, what-if-he-woke-up reasons “Motorcycle Drive By” by Third Eye Blind. Anything Subaru/Kamui would have to be “Green Eyes” by Coldplay.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Gabriel/Folken/Erik. Intellectual!Crack / possible waff / unorthodox usage of musical equipment (valve oil, a conductor’s baton) / metallic limbs / random bouts of song and comparisons of sex to a burning bridge.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Mana: You’re so much fun to follow around…
Caroline: Go to hell.
Mana: You do realize that I see everything about you.
Caroline: Go to hell.
Mana: You—
Caroline: Go to hell.
(They have a history.)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Integral. Hmmm… it’s been a while since I read some good Hellsing fanfic. I wrote an Integral/Alucard drabble a couple of years ago, and I honestly think it’s been almost that long since I read that fandom.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Folken. Having the juncture between his wings and his skin touched is too damn obvious. He’s into bondage.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Dr. Lecter shag Seishirou? Dear Christ no. Dr. Lecter would immediately see Seishirou for the pathetic, selfish, deluded, shallow man that he is, and would want nothing more to do with him.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Robert and Dryden? They would switch off. They’re both so chill and secure that they wouldn’t care.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

So, Gabriel and Seishirou are in a happy relationship until Seishirou suddenly runs off with Utena. Gabriel… has a one-night stand with Dr. Lecter… affair with Erik, then follows the wise advice of Integral and finds true love with Robert. (Why is Gabe still alive after the one-night stand with Lecter?) Hah. I would have to call this “White”. Christianne, Kaity, and Annie might read it, if I’m lucky, and methinks Corey should have to write it.

Comments

[white-manjushri.livejournal.com]

hey I added you to my livejournal friends list...of doom. Oh yeah and this is Tracye, by the by.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Aha. I'll add you, too.