Goodbye to all of this. Hello to oblivion.

[trenchkamen]

Courtesy of some anonymous Captain McFunny in either first or second hour astronomy / physics.

And no, I don't know how the wife and kids are doing.

I would like to take this ironic opportunity to state that as of a month from today, I will no longer be in high school. And the idea tastes so very, very delicious.

AP Government test(es) tomorrow. And then it's over. And since the economics teacher hasn't been around, I can breathe extra easy.

Comments

[hilorain.livejournal.com]

I don't know how 'delicious' it is to me. Sometimes I kind of like playing around in the hell with fluorescent lighting known as high school...

Maybe I'm weird?

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Nah. I've certainly had some good times in high school, due to the people and the teachers more than the school itself, though. The institution galls me.

[tashiro-kun.livejournal.com]

At least the vandal was smart enough to know what testes are? :D

And being able to say you're out of high school is such a liberating thing.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Oh, it is.

[xcerebraledemax.livejournal.com]

I'm Captain McFunny.

High school's for fags

It's good to know you'll be taking easy street from here on out. I think I got at leeeeast a three on my AP english test, but I totally bombed the history one. Bombed as in -5 infinity. Not even kidding.




DO THE I LOVE YOU IS A VERY VERY VERY GOOD SONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised about how low the AP tests can be curved. Don't give up hope yet.

[xcerebraledemax.livejournal.com]

Okay, then, look at it this way. I, for some brilliant reason, thought there would be fifty-five multiple choice questions, so with ten minutes left and only three questions remaining (I THOUGHT), I was taking my old sweet time. Then, to my surprise, I turned the page only to find that I WAS NOWHERE NEAR DONE, NOWHERE NEAR enough to score at least a 3, even if I DID miraculously snag 9's on all three essays. I realized then there was no way of passing. Therefore, I wasted zero of my time writing up essays, as there was no point. There is no way in hell I passed.

And I am very, very okay with it.

[white-manjushri.livejournal.com]

I can't see the picture, your domain hates me...I challenge it to a duel! Pistols at dawn!

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

It was just a guy who had added an "es" to the end of "TEST" on the whiteboard.