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May. 20th, 2006 12:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Yup. That's my Depeche Mode shirt, too. WHUT NOW.
This is the pretty picture we drew on the side of The Sperm. My contribution is in the upper left. Since the image is blurry, the jubilant sperm is wearing a gold medal and a crown of laurel leaves, and the inscription reads "Beat the odds. Believe in yourself." I guess this little sperm just didn't make it, or the birth control kicked in and made him feel stood up, so to speak, or the morning after pill kicked his ass. Or he just got lost.
I need to go get a boutonniere for that guy I'm taking to prom; maybe it will make him put out. Since he’s not checking livejournal it doesn’t matter if I post this; it won’t ruin the surprise. Or with my luck this will be the day he does hi Sam. I just learned what those-flowers-you-pin-to-lapels are called about ten minutes ago, and I just looked up how to spell it on Google. I thought they were corsages, but apparently they're only called corsages if you wear them and you have ovaries.
I really need to get on that and stop bidding on Subaru / Seishirou smut on eBay.
I saw The Da Vinci Code last night. Long live Sir Ian McKellen. He stole the show. And I knew Hans Zimmer was responsble for the score as soon as I heard it, and I was right. I kept thinking the soundtrack had been lifted straight from Hannibal.
Oh, NSA people (whom I miss, goddamnit): if any of you want pictures from your prom, request them. I need to make a CD of stuff for
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keichisfuuma anyway..
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:45 pm (UTC)The pictures are...awesome...not to mention this line: I thought they were corsages, but apparently they're only called corsages if you wear them and you have ovaries.
<3<3<3<3!!!!1111one
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Date: 2006-05-22 05:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-20 12:56 pm (UTC)and here i thought nerds couldn't swim.
the sperm is actually a very clever and fitting name for a little boat.
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Date: 2006-05-22 05:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-20 03:09 pm (UTC)Translation: Mi padre demandos el photos õf mi frõm prõm. Andalè!
Have a good time tonight! Drug Samuel up reeeal good.
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Date: 2006-05-22 01:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-22 05:18 pm (UTC)And prom pictures... need to get those to you, right.
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Date: 2006-05-20 04:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-05-20 06:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-22 05:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-20 08:08 pm (UTC)And NO FAIR YOU SAW THE DA VINCI CODE BEFORE ME. D:
I'm still reading the fuckin' book.(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-22 05:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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