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trenchkamenLike everybody else on my friends' list, I just finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Wow.
OH YEAH.
WHO WAS RIGHT?
FUCK YEAH WHO WAS RIGHT?
THE POTIONS MASTER REIGNS SUPREME, BITCHEZ.
The poor man. No wonder he was so pissed his entire life. He probably died a greasy-haired virgin with a box of tissues, lotion, and some old yearbooks in his desk.
He's still awesome, though.
And Fred. WHY THE FUCK DID FRED HAVE TO GO? The twins kicked ten varieties of ass, and just the thought of George on his own makes me ache for him.
And I liked Tonks and Lupin, too. Meh. Actually, I loved Tonks almost as much as I love Luna. Almost. Luna is ADORABLE.
And for all the Harry/Hermione fans out there: YOU JUST GOT CANON-RAPED.
On another note, maybe it was just me, but it seemed as though there were several elements of the story that Scholastic forced be all-ages appropriate. Ron kept saying "effing" instead of just dropping the f-bomb, which I am sure the real Ron uncensored would have been dropping a lot, and even without any remotely parental figures anywhere, boys and girls still slept in segregated rooms--even couples voluntarily split up. I'm not even saying they have to have sex, but usually you get that just falling asleep together talking sort of thing, holding hands and blushing and all that adorable nonsense. They're freaking seventeen. Granted, the NC-17 Potterfic out there more than compensates, but hey...
Wow.
OH YEAH.
WHO WAS RIGHT?
FUCK YEAH WHO WAS RIGHT?
THE POTIONS MASTER REIGNS SUPREME, BITCHEZ.
The poor man. No wonder he was so pissed his entire life. He probably died a greasy-haired virgin with a box of tissues, lotion, and some old yearbooks in his desk.
He's still awesome, though.
And Fred. WHY THE FUCK DID FRED HAVE TO GO? The twins kicked ten varieties of ass, and just the thought of George on his own makes me ache for him.
And I liked Tonks and Lupin, too. Meh. Actually, I loved Tonks almost as much as I love Luna. Almost. Luna is ADORABLE.
And for all the Harry/Hermione fans out there: YOU JUST GOT CANON-RAPED.
On another note, maybe it was just me, but it seemed as though there were several elements of the story that Scholastic forced be all-ages appropriate. Ron kept saying "effing" instead of just dropping the f-bomb, which I am sure the real Ron uncensored would have been dropping a lot, and even without any remotely parental figures anywhere, boys and girls still slept in segregated rooms--even couples voluntarily split up. I'm not even saying they have to have sex, but usually you get that just falling asleep together talking sort of thing, holding hands and blushing and all that adorable nonsense. They're freaking seventeen. Granted, the NC-17 Potterfic out there more than compensates, but hey...
