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As if you needed an excuse.

Get to it.

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Date: 2008-04-16 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miwasatoshi.livejournal.com
But that's what girlfriends are for

Cheers!

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Date: 2008-04-17 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trenchkamen.livejournal.com
Ejeculation in a context with no risk of STD transmission is just as benificial, so yes, Cheers!

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Date: 2008-04-16 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pentomino.livejournal.com
The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.
I'm 30 now, so you ladies can stop saving my life now, kthx.

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Date: 2008-04-16 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pentomino.livejournal.com
coincidentally, today's woot.com deal is the 3M FAP02-RS Filtrete Air Purifier, and its ad copy is relevant:
Oh, it’s on, Sheila! But the 3M FAP02-RS Filtrete Air Purifier is designed to be quiet and easily hidden. No one needs to notice as you FAP. All they’ll see is the results. FAP at office parties, or during a family dinner, or maybe even watching the Super Bowl! It’s all up to you! 3M has made sure that the three fan speeds combine with the electrostatically charged Filtrete High Performance filter to ensures that no matter what your mood, your FAP will be 99.9% effective… each and every time!

“But where should I use it?”

Use it anywhere, Betty! With 25% more air circulation and a 35% higher pollen capture rate than a HEPA air purifier of comparable room size, you’re able to FAP all over the house. FAP in the bedroom, or in the den, or maybe even the laundry room or attic! It’s about freedom, and it’s all up to you!

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Date: 2008-04-17 02:37 am (UTC)

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Date: 2008-04-17 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trenchkamen.livejournal.com
Dude, a hypoallergetic fap? Awesome.

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Date: 2008-04-16 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gumbyavatar.livejournal.com
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

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Date: 2008-04-17 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trenchkamen.livejournal.com
You call that effort?

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Date: 2008-04-16 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pofo.livejournal.com
So the ladies get mammography and the gents get masturbation... sounds fair to me.

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Date: 2008-04-17 02:39 am (UTC)

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Date: 2008-04-17 10:44 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-04-16 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nekelele-one.livejournal.com
*giggles madly* That's beautiful.

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Date: 2008-04-17 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trenchkamen.livejournal.com
Hey, worst case scenario it doesn't work, nobody's the worse for wear, and you had a good time. More pleasant than bran muffins!

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Date: 2008-04-17 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabula-umbrae.livejournal.com
But I LIKE bran muffins... ;_;

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Date: 2008-04-21 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miwasatoshi.livejournal.com
I parsed this as brain muffins.

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