To the gentlemen on my friends' list

[trenchkamen]

As if you needed an excuse.

Get to it.

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[pentomino.livejournal.com]

coincidentally, today's woot.com deal is the 3M FAP02-RS Filtrete Air Purifier, and its ad copy is relevant:

Oh, it’s on, Sheila! But the 3M FAP02-RS Filtrete Air Purifier is designed to be quiet and easily hidden. No one needs to notice as you FAP. All they’ll see is the results. FAP at office parties, or during a family dinner, or maybe even watching the Super Bowl! It’s all up to you! 3M has made sure that the three fan speeds combine with the electrostatically charged Filtrete High Performance filter to ensures that no matter what your mood, your FAP will be 99.9% effective… each and every time!

“But where should I use it?”

Use it anywhere, Betty! With 25% more air circulation and a 35% higher pollen capture rate than a HEPA air purifier of comparable room size, you’re able to FAP all over the house. FAP in the bedroom, or in the den, or maybe even the laundry room or attic! It’s about freedom, and it’s all up to you!

[sarisia.livejournal.com]

=dies=

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Dude, a hypoallergetic fap? Awesome.