I thought my family was desensitized to me after eighteen years

[trenchkamen]

My mother doesn't want me to become a serial killer.

She noticed Friday evening that I was reading Hannibal and rather enjoying it, and of course, yesterday I had to go out and rent the movie. There was a special on E! about serial killers that I stopped on while I was searching the kitchen TV for anything interesting. I was eating my lunch during the brains-dinner portion of the Hannibal movie and not missing a beat.

She keeps telling me that she's very concerned about me and keeps asking me to please not become a serial killer.

I guess it's good that she doesn't know I cosplay three characters with serial killer profiles.

It's time to print out those recommendation forms for college, finally. I need to narrow them down so I'm not slamming twenty recommendation forms down on each teacher's desk.

Comments

[mefiant.livejournal.com]

XD My mother once told me very seriously that she was afraid I would someday murder her and my father in cold blood. Sheesh, parents.

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, parents. In all fairness, did you do anything to precipitate that concern?

[mefiant.livejournal.com]

...do sociopathic tendencies count? #^^# Although emphasis on the TENDENCIES. :D

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

It's definately a step in the serial killer direction.

I outwardly have sociopathic tendencies, but when it gets right down to it, I'm incredibly nice and gentle. Or so I've been told.