My fandom is writhing in agony

[trenchkamen]

To: Batman Begins fandom, Crane!Sluts in particular
CC: Yaoi fandom in general, take note please
Subject: Death threat

If I ever again find a story where Jonathan Crane and/or Bruce Wayne begs for it, namely, in the manner of "OH PLEASE OH PLEASE FUCK ME NOW" etc, I will find out where you sleep and crush your forehead clear through your skull. Much damage won't be done to the contents inside, such as they are, but you'll bleed out all over your pillow.

This is especially if they met five minutes ago and already ended up in Brucy's bedroom / a cell in Arkham / a back alley, whatever, without explaining why the hell they want to fuck in the first place.

You have been warned. Cut the crap.

Comments

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I stumbled across it on one of the Professor Crane communities, and my morbid curiosity got the best of me.

Professor Crane fandom: fanart is good, fanfiction is mostly suck.

[zychi.livejournal.com]

you should write a batman fanfic

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I've considered it.

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

In which Crane has a torrid love affair with some freshly made guacamole and my mom's fajitas.

...What? I'm not inserting my personal life into a fic idea. Not at all. >>

...DO IT

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I WANT FAJITAS AND GUACAMOLE RIGHT NOW.

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

COME TO WHITNEY'S HAUS, SHE HAS FAJITAS FOR j00~

....well, assuming you could get here before I eat them all. OM NOM NOM. 83

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

I have to work? Otherwise I'd drive over there right freaking now.

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

Aww. Yeah. Good luck on your work!

You should seriously come over sometime when we make fajitas, though. BUT... you know they're only chicken, right?

[trenchkamen.livejournal.com]

You offend my Texan sensibilities. Chicken fajitas.

[gogglebeast.livejournal.com]

Ch. Beggars can't be choosers. And it's damn good chicken, I'll have you know.