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My fandom is writhing in agony
Oct. 10th, 2005 03:53 pmTo: Batman Begins fandom, Crane!Sluts in particular
CC: Yaoi fandom in general, take note please
Subject: Death threat
If I ever again find a story where Jonathan Crane and/or Bruce Wayne begs for it, namely, in the manner of "OH PLEASE OH PLEASE FUCK ME NOW" etc, I will find out where you sleep and crush your forehead clear through your skull. Much damage won't be done to the contents inside, such as they are, but you'll bleed out all over your pillow.
This is especially if they met five minutes ago and already ended up in Brucy's bedroom / a cell in Arkham / a back alley, whatever, without explaining why the hell they want to fuck in the first place.
You have been warned. Cut the crap.
CC: Yaoi fandom in general, take note please
Subject: Death threat
If I ever again find a story where Jonathan Crane and/or Bruce Wayne begs for it, namely, in the manner of "OH PLEASE OH PLEASE FUCK ME NOW" etc, I will find out where you sleep and crush your forehead clear through your skull. Much damage won't be done to the contents inside, such as they are, but you'll bleed out all over your pillow.
This is especially if they met five minutes ago and already ended up in Brucy's bedroom / a cell in Arkham / a back alley, whatever, without explaining why the hell they want to fuck in the first place.
You have been warned. Cut the crap.
